二人英语喜剧小品!全英的!3分钟左右

二人英语喜剧小品!全英的!3分钟左右
二人英语喜剧小品!全英的!3分钟左右

二人英语喜剧小品!全英的!3分钟左右
T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear ( 狐假虎威)
　　Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)
　　Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!
　　Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.
　　Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
　　Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you.
　　Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now.
　　Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here.
　　Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.
　　Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.
　　Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out.
　　Bird: I’m a bird.
　　Rabbit: Hi!
　　Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?
　　Rabbit: Yes, please.
　　Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?
　　R&B: Yes, come on!
　　Frog : Ok! I’m coming!
　　Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here?
　　R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us.
　　Bear: Ok! I’m coming.
　　Fox: Hello, Bear!
　　Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
　　Fox: Hello, Frog!
　　Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
　　Fox: Hello, Bird!
　　Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
　　Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
　　Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
　　Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away!
　　Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That’s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king.
　　Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me.
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