英文的趣文趣事,越短越好,要中英对照~英文的趣文趣事，越短越好，要中英对照~但是不要笑话~

英文的趣文趣事,越短越好,要中英对照~英文的趣文趣事，越短越好，要中英对照~但是不要笑话~
英文的趣文趣事,越短越好,要中英对照~
英文的趣文趣事，越短越好，要中英对照~但是不要笑话~

英文的趣文趣事,越短越好,要中英对照~英文的趣文趣事，越短越好，要中英对照~但是不要笑话~
the lowest grade
"Professor,I did the best I could on this test.I really don't think I deserve a zero."
"Neither do I.But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."
最低分
学生：“教授先生,我这次考试已经竭尽全力了.我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋.”
老师：“我也是.但是这已经是我能给的最低分了!”
Real Play
When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University,I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique.After viewing a particularly fine performance,one student wrote:"The play was so real,I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home,watching it on television."
逼真的戏剧
我在北达科他州立大学教戏剧入门课时,要求学生们去看学校剧团当时的演出,并写一篇评论.看了一场极为精彩的演出后,一名学生写道：“这部戏剧是如此逼真,以致于我认为我自己是坐在家里的沙发上,从电视上看到的.”

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I Am Acting Like a Lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himse...

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I Am Acting Like a Lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."
我要表现得象位女士

一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是，没过多久，他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。

他竭力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。

“你干嘛？”有人尖声叫道，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗？”

“听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象个女士。”

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