阿姆my name is的歌词修正其中有“My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high,The only problem was my English teacher was a guy”但原声却是什么“……me in junior high,thanks a lot……thirty five……”后面也有不

阿姆my name is的歌词修正其中有“My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high,The only problem was my English teacher was a guy”但原声却是什么“……me in junior high,thanks a lot……thirty five……”后面也有不
阿姆my name is的歌词修正
其中有“My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high,The only problem was my English teacher was a guy”但原声却是什么“……me in junior high,thanks a lot……thirty five……”后面也有不对的.请告诉我准确的修正,

阿姆my name is的歌词修正其中有“My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high,The only problem was my English teacher was a guy”但原声却是什么“……me in junior high,thanks a lot……thirty five……”后面也有不
[Chorus]
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser,
Chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Ow!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my **** in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screamin' at me
"Let's just be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Ahh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it,
"Dear Dave, thanks for the support, *******!"
[Chorus]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (**** that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
(Huh yup!) Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breast feed me Mom? (Wa'!)
You ain't got not ****! (Wa'!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang!)
I'm steamin' mad (Argh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had